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0:01 [waiter] Get out of here.
0:01 [homeless] Man.
0:03 [waiter] We don't need employees like you.
0:05 [homeless] Hey man, what are you doing?
0:05 I want to see the manager.
0:08 Get that Manager here.
0:09 [waiter] Oh, you want to see the manager, right?
0:11 [homeless] Get the damned manager here.
0:12 [waiter] First, take a bath.
0:16 [homeless] Hey man, what's that all about?
0:18 I want to see your damned manager.
0:24 Wow, wow, this can't be happening.
0:29 It does not work.
0:30
0:30 [genie] It's happened. Finally.
0:39 [homeless] Dude, you scared me.
0:41 [genie] After a thousand years of captivity...
0:45 was it you who finally freed me?
0:50 [homeless] I can wish for whatever I want, right?
0:55 [genie] Right.
0:56 [homeless] What.
0:57 Classy.
0:59 [genie] Three wishes.  No more, no less.
1:01 And then I go back into my lamp and sleep.
1:05 [homeless] Think about it:
1:05 That's incredible, let me think:
1:07 What do I wish for?
1:11 I've got it!?  I know what I want!
1:14 I want 100 naked pictures...
1:18 of Danny DeVito, please.
1:22 [genie] What?
1:23 [homeless] I said I wanted 100 naked pictures...
1:26 of Danny DeVito, please.
1:29
1:29 [genie] My friend, I have that.
1:31 I understand, but it's simple...
1:32 [homeless] Listen, you said...
1:34 that I can wish for anything I want.
1:38 Everything.
1:40 [genie] My friend...
1:42 I know.
1:44 But you can have money, power, love, everything.
1:50 And actually I thought...
1:51 you would take revenge on that waiter...
1:53 who threw you out of the restaurant.
1:54 [homeless] Brutal. That's just awful customer service.
1:57 You know what?
1:57 I'm getting out of here.
1:59 See you later.
2:01
2:01 [genie] Wait a minute, wait a minute.
2:01 Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
2:04 Maybe you don't understand, buddy.
2:05 If you don't make these wishes...
2:07 I can't get back into my lamp.
2:09 [homeless] Life sucks, doesn't it?
2:12 [genie] Alright, alright. 
2:12 Yeah, yeah, okay, I get it.
2:14 I understand... I understand.
2:16 If that's what you want, then you should get it.
2:18 What was it?
2:20 One hundred naked photos of Danny DeVito, right?
2:24 Here they are.  All for you.
2:27 [homeless] I said I don't want them anymore.
2:29 [genie] But that's what you wanted.
2:30 [homeless] Yes, and then I said that...
2:30 I didn't want them anymore.
2:35 The customer has always forgotten.
2:39
2:39 [genie] My friend, I just...
2:41 I just granted one of your wishes.
2:45 I want a refund!  What are you talking about?
2:47 [genie] A refund?  What do you think this is?
2:49 A supermarket?
2:50 There are no refunds, buddy.
2:52 Call your manager here.
2:53 Where's your manager?  Manager
2:55 I want to be a manager
2:55 [genie] No.
2:56 [homeless] Manager
2:56 [genie] Please.
2:58 [homeless] Manager
2:58 [genie] That's enough
3:00 Calm down, I don't have a manager.
3:02 [homeless] Manager, manager
3:04 Manager
3:06
3:08 [manager] Hi, I'm the manager
3:11 How can I help you, sir?
3:13 [homeless] I would like to have...
3:14 a refund of my request.
3:16 [manager] Immediately, sir.
3:17 Genie, please restore the first wish.
3:23 [genie] I cannot refund any request.
3:27 I can't, it can't be done.
3:30 [manager] I understand.
3:31 Well, then... you're fired.
3:34 [genie] What?
3:34 [manager] Yes!
3:36 [genie] Wait a minute. Wait. Wait, wait.
3:37 You can't be serious.
3:39 [manager] Leave us.
3:40 At least, stand over there,
3:41 and stop annoying the customer.
3:47 Well then, how can I help you, sir?
3:49
3:49 [homeless] I want 100 naked pictures...
3:49 of Danny DeVito, please.
3:54 [genie] Oh, come on!
3:58 [manager] And here they are, sir.
4:04 [homeless] Incredible.
4:05 You have no idea...
4:06 what you can get for this these days.
4:09 [genie] I could have just given you the money.
4:11 [homeless] Absolutely not.
4:12 You can't even come close to that amount of money...
4:15 that these are worth.
4:18
4:18 [manager] And now, sir.
4:19 What would you like to do with your
4:21 last wish?
4:25 [homeless] I'm looking for a job.
4:28 [manager] Really?
4:28 [homeless] Yes
4:31 [manager] You're in luck.
4:34 We have an opening
4:37 [homeless] What?
4:37 What kind of position?
4:38 [manager] We are looking for genies.
4:42 [genie] W-w-wait a minute.
4:42 Is this a joke?
4:44 [manager] I need to see your resume.
resume: CV, curriculum vitae (career of life).  A list of your qualifications, for a getting job or entering a school.
4:52 [genie] Impossible, he has a resume.
4:52 He has a resume.
4:52 He has a resume.
4:57 [manager] Wow
4:58 You meet all of our requirements.
5:00 Congratulations!
5:00 [homeless] I accept!
5:02
5:02 [genie] Stop!  Wait, wait.  Time out.
time out: A hand signal formed by creating a "T" shape with hands.  Place the fingertips of one hand against the palm of the other, held vertically in front of the chest or face.  This is a request for a break, a pause in play, or to  stop the clock.
5:04 [genie] What is happening here?
5:06 [manager] You are set.
5:07 [homeless] Yes!
5:09 [genie] No, no, no. No, oh no. Don't you dare.
5:12 [manager] Genie, Genie, Genie.
5:15 [homeless] I will now work as a genie.
5:18 [genie] No, no, no! No. Nooo!
5:22
[genie] now appears as homeless.  [homeless] now appears as a genie.
5:27 [genie] Wait a minute. No, you? No.
5:30 [manager] Congratulations, sir.
5:32 Come this way.
5:37 [genie] No, no. No, no, no.
5:39 No, that should have been me!
5:44 [homeless] I am a genie! I am a genie!
5:45 [genie] You are a clown!
5:51 No! No!
5:56 Where did you go?
5:58 Hey!
6:00 Take me with you!